Dear Mom,
Next time someone asks you if I'm allergic to any medication, please keep this image in your mind...
...and this one...
...and kindly say...
"AMOXICILLIN!!!"
Thanks, Mom. For a friendly guy like myself, it's just no fun scaring all of the parents at the pediatrician's office by walking up and playing with their kids. If anything like this ever happens again, it'd be nice if you could teach me a simple but very useful phrase: "Don't worry, ma'am. It's not contagious."
Love you like Benadryl,
Jude
